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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 251,925 notes

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

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Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 161,986 notes

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

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Video Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 82,033 notes

littlehazy:

screamandshout:

britney explains things like no other

she has such a way with words

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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 154,587 notes

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

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Video Post Sat, Oct. 18, 2014 301,840 notes

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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Video Post Sat, Oct. 18, 2014 409,757 notes

lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

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Text Post Sat, Oct. 18, 2014 45,534 notes

Straight White Boy Problem #476

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when u are hanging with ur bro and u are texting ur crush but ur crush isn’t replying to u and u tell ur bro “hey dude text christina and see if she replies to you” and ur bro gets a new text message from christina in 2 minutes and starts textin rapid fire meanwhile u are sortin out some heavy feels in the background. u turn on the tv. maybe watching a little football will ease the pain….

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Text Post Fri, Oct. 17, 2014 295,384 notes

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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Video Post Fri, Oct. 17, 2014 347,028 notes

tyleroakley:

IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS BACK

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